Cure for Deadly Disease Found

There is a deadly disease which has apparently been around for about 35 years or so: Litabutinitus. It's been spreading unchecked for far too long, but recently the number of cases has soared.

Luckily, there is now a cure: Lit-Rite. It is available in pill, liquid or aerosol form. Reading through the dosage instructions, I suspect that the liquid form, administered via a holy water stoup, will prove to be the most effective treatment in the UK...

You can read the full diagnostic criteria, indications for drug use, dosage instructions, contraindications and side effects HERE.

H/T to the Curt Jester.