Sunday, 10 February 2008

Time For A Blonde Joke...

A blonde walked into a bank in London and asked to see the manager. She explained she was going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needed to borrow £5,000. The Manager replied that the bank would need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car was parked on the street in front of the bank, she had the log book and everything checked out. So, the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. Afterwards, the manager and the cashiers all enjoyed a good laugh at the blonde's expense, as she'd effectively used a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeded to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returned; she repaid the £5,000 and the interest, which came to £15.41.

The manager went out to speak to her. "Miss," he says, "we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The blonde replied... "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


The Digital Hairshirt said...

Mac - excellent laugh!

Marie said...

LOL Mac:)hahahhahaha!!!

A blonde walked into a fabric store and asked the assitant for enough fabric to make curtains for her computer. The assitant was puzzled and asked, 'but, Maam why would you need curtains for your computer?' The blonde sighed deeply and snapped, 'Hellooooo!! Because it's Windows!" LOL!

Peace & fun

Marie heehee!

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