Saturday, 27 January 2007

First Blonde Joke of 2007

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from Tower Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead £50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead £50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I... but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump again!"

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