I spotted this over at the Curt Jester's place... you've heard of K-Mart? Well, now, for all your Lenten needs, I give you "L-Mart" !!Just so you can see what goodies are on offer, here's a taster:
X-Ray Vision Glasses
Some parishes start covering statues, images, and crosses on the first day of Lent instead of at least waiting till after the fourth Sunday of Lent or Holy Week. If your parish deprives you early of these worship aids then but a pair of our Lenten X-Ray Vision glasses. We use the same technology used in the new airport security scanner that can see right through clothes and brought to you at an affordable price. Now obviously it would be quite problematic and a deterrent to holiness to see through every bodies clothes. That is why our product has built-in Infrared technology so that the glasses capability is turned off in area where human body heat is detected. This way you can see right through the material covering statues, images, and crosses and also remain pure at the same time.
Check out the rest, but be sure to put your coffee down first!
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