"I am here after school with Mr. Catalanotto because I have a small and very limited vocabulary that is not repetitive of the education I am and have been receiving at Jesuit High School. Because I have expressed such a limited vocabulary in the ear-shot of Mr. Catalanotto, it has been deemed by him that I have been wasting the $6450 my parents or guardians spend on my yearly tuition so that my vocabulary won’t be limited; in other words, I have been stealing from my parents by not developing my verbal skills to their maximum capacity and taking full advantage of my educational time here at Jesuit."
Saturday, 1 November 2008
I Wish I Could Use This...
...unfortunately, I doubt that it would be possible. English Grammar doesn't appear to be on the curriculum (judging by the books I mark... "But Miss, this is Science... why do you correct our spelling and grammar?")
Just a taster of the letter the kids have to write if they swear in the hearing of Paul Cat...
10/10 for ingenuity. I think "representative" would be better than "repetitive" though!
Mantilla twitched in the direction of Kasia of The Clam Rampant.