"From time to time engage in the seemingly trivial pursuit of frantically
chasing a ball of wool. This frivolous activity will absorb all your
negative energy and fill you with a wonderful sense of inner peace."
Hmmn. Sounds a bit too close to 'liturgical' dance for my liking!
"Practise the art of Feng Shui - rearrange your human's possessions to enhance your mood. Knock car keys and jewellery onto the floor, preferably into a dark corner out of sight, then stretch out and let your mind relax in a clutter-free environment."
Yup. Sylvester's read that bit and taken it to heart. And finally:
"Climb into a box - any box. Inside you will discover a mystical
place where you can escape from all the stresses and strains of the