Monday, 11 June 2007

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee When...

...You're employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don't even work there.
...Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
...You don't sweat, you percolate.
...You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before you realise it's not hooked up.
...Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
...You name your cats Cream and Sugar.
...Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
...You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

5 comments:

greatgable said...

Proper coffee is something else i can't have. Very strong coffee and i do not get along sadly. So its de'caffinated for me :(

fr paul harrison

Mac McLernon said...

Decaff is the spawn of Satan.

You're better off drinking herbal tea...
;-)

Histor the Wise said...

You know you're an addict when you view tea as a temporary 'fix' and call it that.

That's what happened this morning.

a thorn in the pew said...

I laughed really hard. I heart coffee. The stronger the better. Espresso is a gift of the angles. Thanks for the chuckle.

antonia said...

haha!

Do you know I have never drunk a cup of coffee in my life?!

I just dont like the taste!!

xxx

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