Customer Relations DepartmentYe Olde True Love Gift ShoppeSanta's Grotto, North Pole
Dear Sir,Seven swans a-swimming? Are you outta your mind? Don't you realise that those birds can break a man's arm? I mean, swans are not cuddly little feather dusters... Quite apart from the fact that all swans are the property of the Crown...And how, pray, did you plan for us to deliver the water? One litre of water weighs 1 kg... that's one hell of a lot of stamps to lick.With all due respect, I don't think you really thought through the implications. If you wish to amend your order, we will be happy to oblige.Yours faithfully,Mr. E. Guest.