Customer Relations DepartmentYe Olde True Love Gift ShoppeSanta's Grotto, North PoleDear Sir,
You asked for 11 pipers, piping. We sent 11 pipers, piping. It is not my fault you had pan pipes in mind... you didn't ask for pan pipes. Admittedly, I did think it was a little odd for someone to want more than one bagpiper playing - they were designed to put the fear of God into the enemy, and by heaven, it works - but the customer gets what the customer wants, and we were just so pleased to have the item in stock...Yours faithfully,Mary Christmas.