Customer Relations DepartmentYe Olde True Love Gift ShoppeSanta's Grotto, North PoleDear Sir,One might assume that one is extracting the Michael. Ten Lords, a-leaping? Have you actually watched the Parliamentary Channel? I suspect not, or you would know that most of them have one foot in the grave already, and the only leaping that might be done is the skirmish amongst the relatives as the will is being read out.So, no, sorry. We can't supply any leaping Lords. Better luck next time.Yours faithfully,Mary Christmas.