Wednesday, 28 February 2007

New Blonde Joke !

Heeheehee ! A friend emailed me this one:

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

3 comments:

Fr. Larive's workers said...

VERY GOOD

Stephen Wikner said...

Groan.

Esther said...

ha ha. I've got to share this with my best friend...a blonde who loves blonde jokes :-)

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