Saturday 14 May 2011

Feeling Very Blonde...

This morning, on my way to Mass, I was distracted at a vital moment. I realised this precisely two seconds after I had slammed the car door shut.

Yes, dear reader, I had left the keys in the ignition...

Fortunately I have a spare key which I keep at home. Even more fortunately, I hadn't left my house keys inside my car (as is my usual practice) and Jonathan was able to give me a lift back home in between the morning Mass and the First Holy Communion Mass...

*sigh*

Maybe my IQ would rise if I dyed my hair black...

1 comment:

Anthony S. Layne said...

"Maybe my IQ would rise if I dyed my hair black..."

Artificial intelligence?

My sister is blonde, but with a lot more sense than I have and an absolutely wicked razor-sharp sense of how to deflate people's egos.

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