A blonde rings up her friend, absolutely distraught. "I'm having real problems with this jigsaw. I just can't seem to get it started."
"Start by looking for the edges," her friend advised.
"There aren't any edges!" the blonde wailed, "And it doesn't seem to bear any resemblance to the picture on the box!"
"Well," her friend replied, soothingly, "I'll come round and help."
The friend arrived. The blonde triumphantly showed her the box, and said "See, it's a rooster, and the pieces don't bear any resemblance to it!"
The friend took one look at the blonde and said, "Ok dear. Now, let's put all the cornflakes back in the box..."
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