Friday, 5 June 2009

Time For A Bit Of Fun...

One winter morning a husband and wife in Portland, Maine were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer was heard to say, "We are expecting 10 to12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again. The following week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."

Then, the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and, with a worried look on her face, she turned to her husband, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Honey, just leave it in the garage this time..."

3 comments:

Elizabeth said...

Very good, here's another for you

"When's your birthday?"
"July 23."
"What year?"
"Every year!"

Agnes B Bullock said...

Thank you for being so gentle with your blonde sisters!!!! We suffer so much

RJW said...

Did you hear about the excited blond who assembled a jigsaw puzzle in just 8 hours? It said right on the box: 2-4 years.

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