One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the bad behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth: 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline: 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. He decided to e-mail the 5% that were being good, because he wanted to encourage them and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
5 comments:
Don't ask me,I did not get one either!
Love it! And after you scared the cat, you'd better check this out:
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
Thanks for this and your previous post. I really enjoy your light-hearted posts (not that your more serious items are not also appreciated!) You put a smile on my face this morning and I wasn't feeling in a particularly 'smiley' mood. Thanks
Enjoyed the light humour and also the 'cat' link above.
I vowed last night never to eat chocolate again.
This morning, I had chocolate for breakfast. In mitigation, last time I looked, it was my only vice!
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