Wednesday, 25 July 2007

This Post Reduced Me To Tears...

...I was also laughing so much that I couldn't draw breath for at least two and a half minutes... we are talking serious oxygen deprivation which you can enjoy HERE...

I particularly liked the fact that "Sixtiesdote," the antidote to the sixties, is best taken in conjunction with Humanae Vitaemins, and only under supervision of a Doctor of the Church...!

The contraindications are pretty amusing too:

Warnings and Cautions

Do not take Sixtiesdote if you are still enamored of theologians like Hans Küng and theological fads such as liberation theology. Severe theological reactions can occur.


The makers of Sixtiesdote are not responsible if lose your job as a DRE, liturgist, etc. for suddenly having orthodox opinions or that you stop finding that Franco Zeffirelli's Brother Sun, Sister Moon is the best movie on St. Francis ever.


The makers of Sixtiesdote are not responsible for book bills from Ignatius Press and other reliable publishing companies due to a sudden interest in the spiritual treasures of the Church.


Sixtiesdote can be used with a 12 step program as long as those 12 steps are not liturgical dance steps.


Do not try dropping Sixtiesdote in your parish liturgist's coffee. Sixtiesdote only works with an act of the will and will not violate conscience, even a badly formed one.


For ex-members of Call To Action and FutureChurch this product will not remove the gray from your hair.


Twitch of the mantilla to the Curt Jester.

5 comments:

Anne said...

We really do need a pop a pill for the 70s,personally I feel they were worse than the 60s. My only Catholic education came from my parents and not from the Secondary school named after Our Blessed Lady. The Catholic teaching there was a liberal washout, full of trendy sister Mary Marvellous's who had not got a clue about anything holy in their lives! Let alone trying to educate 500 girls. If you are going to be a Sister or a Nun be a good one, be the BEST, be a Saint one who is traditional who knows and loves the Church passionately can pass it on and be remembered for it!

Joee Blogs said...

I actually liked that film - Brother Sun Sister Moon, if it's the one I think it is?
http://catholiclondoner.blogspot.com/2006/10/francesco-giullare-di-dio.html ??? Or is that a different film?

Joee Blogs said...

JB Legal Team:
On behalf of Joee Blogs and all here at JB International PLC Ltd, we wish to formally retract the previous statement.
This previous statement in which Joee Blogs associates himself with an unsound film by the name of Brother Sun Sister Moon, is indeed a different film from one which JB has on his shelf of DVDs.
Furthermore, the JB Team wish to apologise sincerely to Ms McLernon for daring to question the Imprimatur of her excellent blog.

Mac McLernon said...

Joee, Joee, Joee... dear, foolish boy... I'll have you know that it is "MISS McLernon" thank you...
;-)

a thorn in the pew said...

Curt Jester's post made me laugh but so did this combox....snort.

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