If you are in need of a good chortle, do go and read Eccles' latest composition: I am the very model of a modern liberal Catholic...
I am the very model of a modern liberal Cath-o-lic,Priceless!
I teach that faith before the 1960s was dia-bo-lic.
The services in Latin we rewrote in the vernacular,
With errors in translation that were really quite spectacular.
We threw out all that chanting in the style known as Gregorian -
It's really just of interest to a dusty old historian!
No ancient hymns we now allow - of classics we won't have any -
Instead, we sing "Shine, Jesus Shine" and Inwood's new cacophony!