Sunday, 28 October 2012

New Cardinal For England & Wales...

In a shock announcement, it seems that there is, after all, to be a new Cardinal created for England & Wales.

My saved friend, Eccles, gave details of the six new Cardinals to be appointed in the next consistory, and, at first sight it appeared that England & Wales was not to be honoured. However, this was actually an administrative error, so there has been a special catsistory, held for the specific purpose of awarding a red hat for England & Wales.

I can reveal that the new Cardinal was none other than Monsignor Mastai-Furretti.


Cardinal Furretti is reported as being rather chuffed by the news, though she did want to send her condolences to Archbishop Vincent Nichols, who has lost out on yet another red hat opportunity...

Mgr. Guido Miaowrini was unavailable for comment. She is sulking. I will probably find a headless pigeon in my bed shortly...

12 comments:

Genty said...

Well, well. I never had you down as a supporter of female ordination. LOL.

Patricius said...

More Cat-lick than the pope?

EFpastor emeritus said...

Disgraceful! The Biretta is crooked!
But then.....so are some cardinals....allegedly.

Just another mad Catholic said...

the only problem I can forsee mac is at the next conclave; how will she vote secretly without opposable thumbs to write down the name of her prefered choice, and if they elect HER, whats to stop ambitious cardinals using her as a paw to further their own agendas

Zephyrinus said...

Excellent, Mac.

Will the new Cardinal be involved
in consolidation of Traditional Catholic DOGMA ?

Dilly said...

Given the Pope's love of felines, I see rank favouritism at work here. Still, it could just work. I bet anyone from The Tablet would think twice about crossing his path.

Mac McLernon said...

JAMC - you obviously have not been following the YouTube sensation, Bertrum Thumbcat, or you would know that cats are working on plans for world domination... just as soon as they evolve opposable thumbs.

My two hooligans manage quite well enough without thumbs as it is... I dread to think what they'd be like with them!

Mac McLernon said...

Zephy - that was a particularly low blow.

Cardinal Furretti will, of course be involved in consolidation of Cat-lick dog-ma.

Catholic Trad said...

Cat-lick Dog-ma sounds awfully ecumenical to me... . Just sayin'.

Mac McLernon said...

Fear not, Catholic Trad. Cardinal Furretti is very ecumenical: she believes that anyone can become cat-lick.

Her Cat-o-lick credentials have been proved by her shredding of Mgr. Basil Loftus' article in the Catholic Times, where he appeared to deny the Real Presence (Furretti left a copy of The Remnant unscathed) and her shredding - with the help of Mgr. Guido Miaowrini - of The Tablet (the Catholic Herald passed muster and was not shredded)

john-of-hayling said...

Obviously a Rat-Zinger supporter

Just another mad Catholic said...

Dear Mac I know all about Bertrum Thumbcat and his plans for dommination and have vowed to resist him with an army of German Shepherds, Shelties and Beagles

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