"Truly, it is the indescribable sweetness of contemplation which you give to those who love you. In this you have shown the tenderness of your charity, that when I had no being you made me; and when I strayed away from you, you brought me back again to serve you and commanded me to love you." The Imitation of Christ
Saturday, 23 January 2010
Caption Competition...
This is crying out for a caption...
Zephyrinus sent it to me with his own version - "When I find the @@##@?!!! who moved our %#@??!! spectacles, I'm gonna @$$@##??!! them."
The monks had already spent over 300 years looking for the microdot which, legend had it, gave clues to the location of the monastery treasure squirrelled away at the dissolution ...
"These early mornings will be the death of us. I mean, whatttt. . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
13 comments:
"I've dropped a semi-quaver. It's round here, somewhere!!!"
Who'd have guessed it? The Borrowers were Catholic...
or,
"Honey I shrunk the clergy"
The monks had already spent over 300 years looking for the microdot which, legend had it, gave clues to the location of the monastery treasure squirrelled away at the dissolution ...
Brother, do you really think this is what is meant by, "Lectio Divina"?
They should have gone to Specsavers!
"Where's the dratted Antiphon!?
I told you we'd never get used to this new Breviary."
"Say the Black, rub your nose on the Red."
"7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - Ready or not, here we come."
"These early mornings will be the death of us. I mean, whatttt. . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Quick. The Abbot's coming. Look busy. . ."
All hilarious ~ I can't think of anything better!
Thanks for making me laugh on a stressful day!
Mrs.P x
The chanting at the monastery was never the same after it received the 'scratch and sniff' hymnals.
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