...I like to tell blonde jokes, which is apparently a no-no in Austria, just in case hordes of blondes feel marginalised and resort to terrorist measures.
Matthew Archbold's view: "Just imagine an army of Miss South Carolinas plotting your demise. Just imagine the fun of what they'd come up with."
It rather reminded me of the old joke: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Simple - run like hell, because she's holding the grenade...
Ooops. I think that makes me a repeat offender. I better hope that we don't have an extradition treaty with Austria...
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well technically I'm an Austrian count but titles have been made illegal so I can join your happy entourage :)
What about brunette jokes? Are those outlawed? Those were popular in America several years ago, and although I am fast becoming an ex-brunette, I thought they were funny-which reminds me of the one about the rabbi, the priest and the evangelical minister....
Er... we do. It's called a European Arrest Warrant [EAW]. Private Eye has investigated a lot of cases of innocents from the UK being taken overseas for trumped up charges, kangaroo courts, dodgy evidence and similar.
I'm baking a cake for you now. What size file do you want? ;-)
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