The Next Leg Of My Recovery...

Sorry about that blog post title...

Today I had the 7-day follow-up appointment at the hospital fracture clinic. I was a little bit naughty - my appointment was actually for 10:30am, but I wanted to go to Mass first. Working on the assumption that hospital outpatient departments never succeed in seeing anyone on time, I decided to risk a late arrival, on the understanding that I might have to end up waiting until everyone who was on time had been seen first.

I was delighted to see, when I got there, that the clinic was running an hour and twenty minutes late.

First I had to have some more X-rays taken. I was a little confused, because the doctor in A&E had told me that I had torn a muscle. I had been slightly dubious at the time, as I had distinctly heard (and felt) a cracking/snapping in my knee, and my not inconsiderable experience of knee problems had led me to assume that this indicated damage to a tendon or ligament, as muscles don't crack, but I was willing to accept that I could be wrong. To be honest, I liked the idea of it being a muscle, because they heal relatively quickly, with nothing other than rest, elevation of the affected limb, ice packs and painkillers. Anyway, torn muscles don't show up on X-ray, and I thought it was a rather unnecessary waste of time, but, since I was doing my cooperative patient bit for the Holy Souls, I dutifully hopped off.

When I finally got to see the orthopaedic chappie, he gave me a thorough examination (rather more thorough than the one I had last week, but then again, this week I wasn't screaming my head off every time someone touched my leg). It still hurt, but not as much. He proceeded to zoom in on the X-rays - they were on the computer screen, and I was dying to hand over a USB stick to ask for a copy, but I refrained. He didn't strike me as having much of a sense of humour. Then the discouraging noises started.

It seems that I have damaged the medial collateral ligament, and may have damaged the meniscus as well. I have been given a knee brace to wear - a horrendously uncomfortable hinged thing, which is designed to stop the knee from bending too much in the wrong direction. I will also have to have physiotherapy - but there is a waiting list for this, despite the doctor writing "urgent" on the form. Finally, I have to have an MRI scan - luckily they had a slot at the end of August. A follow-up appointment with the orthopaedic chappie will then decide whether or not any surgical intervention is needed...

Ho hum...

As an interesting aside, during the consultation I made a reference to myself as "fat." The doctor told me that they weren't allowed to say that any more, but he was having difficulty in remembering the "acceptable" terminology while trying to ascertain whether there was an underlying medical reason for me being "...ummm, errr... large." My comment that I liked eating and didn't like exercise seemed to disconcert him just a trifle.

Home Are The Wanderers...

They made it back to Blighty, safe and sound, and with bicycles.

This morning, after Mass, the trio of cyclists posed for a photo-shoot (at the insistence of His Hermeneuticalness) - I was pretty miffed, because I didn't have my camera handy.

I did have my iPhone, but, as I have noted before, the camera really sucks. No flash. Very poor colour balance. No zoom...

The photo I took was awful. I altered the colour balance and lighting as much as possible, which is the only reason that anyone's face can be seen. I think I am going to have to start carrying my snazzy Canon IXUS 100 around with me all the time, because I've been caught short on several occasions...

However, the trio also agreed to pose outside (mostly on the insistence of their mother, who wanted them to stand by the statue of Our Lady, where they had posed at the beginning of their epic voyage) and the iPhone camera is much better in natural light (though still leaving a lot to be desired.)

I was already running late for my hospital appointment, so I didn't have time to get a properly posed shot, nor to chat to the three pilgrims. Bless them - they seemed more concerned about my recent misadventure than with their own achievements.

Do go over to their donations page if you haven't done so already...

What Goes Around, Comes Around...

I wondered if this would happen.

I have been tagged for the three favourite prayers meme...

It took ten days to make it back to me!

Antidote To The Olympics...

This made me chuckle...



Twitch of the mantilla to the indomitable Anna Arco (although she actually posted it on Facebook!)

Difficulties In Communication...

When I originally got broadband, there was a special offer on the bundle package of internet, phone and cable TV. I soon realised that the TV part of the deal was a complete waste, as I rarely watched it. I then decided that I resented paying the license fee for the anti-Catholic rubbish produced by the BBC. I promptly sent the set-top box and activation card back to the cable company, and gave the TV away.

In common with many teachers, I put off lots of little jobs until the Summer holidays, when I have the time to deal with them. One such item was sorting out the phone and internet package, and I decided that today would be a good time to attend to it.

After negotiating those irritating automated menus (You now have two options. Press 1 if you are ready to gnaw open your radial artery with your own teeth; press 2 if you have given up the will to live...) I got through to a real human being.

I explained that I wanted to arrange the best broadband-only deal, or to arrange a better broadband and phone package deal. I didn't want TV included in the package.

Unfortunately, the human being was working from a pre-arranged script.

"That's ok, the TV package is included free with the phone and the internet. There's no extra charge."

"No, really... I don't want the TV package."

"But it's free. It doesn't cost anything."

"I don't want the TV package. I don't actually have a TV."

"Ummmm...??!  No TV...?? Can I put you on hold for a minute...?"

*Sigh*  We got there... eventually...

Book Alert...

I have a confession to make: I still haven't finished reading Jesus of Nazareth, by the Holy Father. It's on my "to do whilst horizontal" list - unfortunately, if the past few days are anything to go by, I won't get much reading done, as the painkillers tend to make me zonk out as soon as I put my feet up.

The bits I have read are very good, though, so I intend to persevere. I've even downloaded a copy of the audiobook version onto my iPhone, so that if the words start wandering around the page (the painkillers are very good) I can try to listen to it.

Jane, from her Oasis over there in France, reports that the Holy Father is working on a book about the infancy of Jesus. I think that he has a book due out this Autumn - but I wasn't sure if this was the infancy book, or whether it's the third one in the series. I recall reading somewhere that the Holy Father had planned his work to be in three parts, each of which would be capable of being read alone...

Anyway, it looks as if I'm going to have to invest in another bookshelf...

They Made It...!

It seems that the triumphant trio arrived in St. Peter's Square, Rome on Saturday evening.

They made it in 20 days - 19 days if you make allowances for the day they spent in hospital with Gregory after his collision with a lamp-post. I still want to hear how he managed that one.

The trio have been enjoying the sights of Rome, and will be returning to Blighty in a couple of days. There is still time to make a donation via their charity fundraising page, and absolutely all of the money raised will be divided between Mary's Meals and the Cardinal Winning Pro-Life Initiative, as they funded the trip themselves.

Many, many congratulations on this amazing achievement.

Advice From Zephyrinus...

Zephyrinus didn't know how to get the following picture into the com-box. He suggested caution with regard to the painkillers I'm taking...

Ban The Burka?

I didn't comment at the time because I was on a blogging break, but I think it's now time to say my bit on the recent move in France to ban the wearing of the burka.

I have read lots of arguments supporting the ban. The main one seems to be that it's a symbol of the oppression of women. I've also heard the argument that, as it isn't actually prescribed by the Qur'an, the burka should not be seen as an expression of religious observance.

It is true that there may be some women who aren't given a choice as to whether or not they wear a burka. However, I do know that there are women who actively choose this attire. There is a parallel in the wearing of a mantilla in church - an argument against it is that it is a symbol of the Church's oppression of women. I disagree: I understand the wearing of the mantilla to be a sign of reverence and humility before God, and I feel intensely uncomfortable without a mantilla in church. If the burka is being worn for a similar reason, then that freedom of expression should not be taken away.

I think that making the burka illegal is a dangerous route to follow. I wear a crucifix and miraculous medal quite openly over my rollneck jumpers. It is not "required" by the teachings of the Church, however, I would be extremely upset if I were told that I could not wear these symbols of my faith openly, because they might offend someone else's views on what is oppressive.

Today, the burka is being banned. Tomorrow it will be the mantilla, and the day after it will be the crucifix... and then, maybe priests will not be allowed to wear clerical collars in public...

We need to stand up for the right to dress according to our beliefs.

(I might not be expressing myself as clearly as I'd like because of the painkillers I'm on... apologies for the - greater than usual - incoherence!)

How I'm Feeling Today...

'Nuff said...

And Another Blog To Consider...

Catholic of Thule is an interesting blog which has been going since December of last year... though she posts rather infrequently. There isn't much in the way of information about the blog author, but I gather that she likes cats and has a Norwegian connection...

Fantastic Blog...

I have discovered another blog to add to my roll. It is, unfortunately for me, in Portuguese, but Google translate lets me get the general gist of it. Called "The Dignity of Catholic Women," it has all sorts of good stuff on family, modesty, purity and such like.

Go and visit.

Progress Report...

Thank you for all the prayers and good wishes.

I am in a lot less pain than I was two days ago. The painkillers are certainly doing their job, though I'm trying to find that happy medium between not being in too much pain and not being completely zonked. The temptation to do too much is also one to be resisted - I realise that I have to rest my leg, but, living alone means that I have to fend for myself to a certain extent. It's a bit of a balancing act (literally!)

Luckily this happened while I'm on school holidays - therefore my messed-up sleep pattern isn't too much of a problem. I do want to go to daily Mass, so I have the motivation to get up and dressed, but Mass isn't until 10am most weekdays, so no pressure!

In the meantime, when I'm not out of my skull, I can play around with the internet. I managed to set up a small webcam, and now have Skype. I don't make many international calls, and I rarely go over my "free" mobile call allowance, so the money-saving aspect of Skype isn't that useful. However, I do like the ability to see the person to whom I'm speaking, and the opportunity for a conference call has a certain appeal... online Skype blognic, anyone?