Second Day Of Christmas

Customer Relations Department

Ye Olde True Love Gift Shoppe

Santa's Grotto, North Pole

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your recent order.

Sadly, it was directed to the Cookery Department of our Nursery Rhymes Section by mistake, and one of our more enthusiastic elves proceeded to make a very nice mock-turtle-dove soup using the last two turtle doves in stock.

We currently have turtle-dove feather boas at a special reduced rate for loyal customers.

Sincerest apologies,

Yours faithfully,

Miss L. Toe