Faux Pas...

I was out for a really great meal this evening... alas, I made a bit of a faux pas.  Deciding that, as my first and second choice of dessert were both unavailable, I'd go for the cheese platter instead, I merrily carved off a slice of cheese and popped it straight into my mouth...

...not realising that it was actually a pat of butter!  Great merriment for my dinner companions...

Sadly, it seems that you can take me anywhere twice: once to go, and once to apologise.