His Hermeneuticalness has posted on a proposal to set up a Society of Pope Paul VI. The proposal was printed in that miserable excuse for a Catholic publication known in Traddie circles as The Bitter Pill, (nicknamed The Suppository by Ttony), so it was probably a serious proposal as the contributors are not noted for their sense of humour in liturgical matters... Anyway, it reminded me of the following joke, which, for a change, doesn't involve blondes (well, not unless you really want it to!)
You are stuck in a lift with a terrorist, a paedophile and a liturgist. You have a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot?
(Check the com-box for the answer!)
6 comments:
You should shoot the liturgist twice, just to be on the safe side!
HEre I was going to say the pedophile and the liturgist, the terrorist you can negotiate with...
I was going to echo Kat, but your answer is WAY better. And why use a 9mm? Nothing less than a 30 ought 6 or an M-1 or an AK47 would do.
You only need one bullet because they're all the same person.
What do I win?
I shoot myself leaving the second bullet as 'back-up' in case I miss with the first! Then leave the three of them to get on with it!
I agree with George except that it's suicide and can't have that ... I think I'd find a way to sic the Liturgist on the Terrorist (they deserve each other) and hold the Pedophile for the Police.
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