Two Mexicans were in the desert. They had been lost for days, and were on their last legs. Suddenly Pepe stopped short and sniffed."Hey, José, do you smell sometheeng?"
"Si, Pepe... what do you theenk eet ees?"
"I don't know, José... let's go look..."
The two of them crawl over the next sand dune. There up ahead is a large tree with different cuts of meat hanging off the branches. There is gammon, back bacon, rashers of streaky bacon and Pepe points excitedly: "There!" he says, "José, we are saved... over there is a bacon tree!"
José cautions his friend: "Pepe, we are in the desert. How do you know thees ees not a meerage?"
Pepe pats José on the shoulder. "My friend, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smelt so good... I tell you, we are saved!"
He crawled rapidly towards the tree. Suddenly, a barrage of gunfire breaks out, and Pepe collapses. With his last breath, he attempts to warn his friend...
"José, my friend... do not come any closer... you was right...! Thees ees not a bacon tree..."
"Pepe, Pepe!" José shouted, "What ees eet?"
"José, ees not a bacon tree... ees a ham bush!"
oooeeewww!!!! ;-D
ReplyDeleteA Scouser and a man from Tewkesbury found themselves on a fishing trip from a Caribbean resort.
ReplyDeleteThe Scouser said: "My house burned down, but the insurance man was OK and paid out, and I had enough over to pay for this trip. How about you?"
The man from tewkesbury said: "My house was flooded out, "My house burned down, but the insurance man was OK and paid out, and I had enough over to pay for this trip."
And the Scouser said: "How do you start a flood?"
hehehe. That was funny.
ReplyDeleteGroan!!!!!!!!
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