Is it just me whose first thought on hearing that François Hollande had been elected as French President was whether his parents had wanted him to have an identity crisis?
And am I the only person to be unable to avoid sniggering when reading that the CIA has discovered a bomb which bore "all the hallmarks" of the 2009 underwear bomb...?
Ah. Ok. Just me then.
Oh well, the kids at school will be chortling about the dinosaurs. They already find the fact that cows breaking wind counts as greenhouse gas emissions highly amusing...
Too bad you can't ask these questions on an exam: if all the cows in the world faced due west at the same time, and they all farted at the same time - would the gas expelled be enough to blow up the entire world if one of them was standing close enough to an open flame? How much of the earth would be sucked into the flaming vortex? Would the rotation of the earth be altered?
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