Monsignors Furretti and Miaowrini are pleased to announce that Pushkin the Oratory cat has published a book of his exploits, including the time he met the Holy Father..
The book launch is to be held on Monday 21st November (just in time for the Christmas market) and all proceeds from the sale of the book will go towards providing a more snug, warm and dry Oratory for Pushkin to dwell in more comfortably. Apparently there was flood damage last year, and no cat should be expected to have to put up with damp conditions.
The Monsignori have asked me to pass on their best wishes, though they were just a little miffed that, despite senior clerical rank, they were not invited to the press launch. I shall probably have to placate them with morsels of smoked salmon...
Shame the launch was not on 16th November, the Feast of St Gertrude, Patron Saint of Cats.
ReplyDeletePlease no cats! Bird-killing, asthma-inducing, snooty, smelly, whining, cats. What about a dog in the oratory?
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