I've been sent two jokes recently by friends who know my delight in publishing blonde jokes... unfortunately, I've already published them - the last one can be found here.
Which made me wonder if there are any other (clean) blonde jokes out there that I haven't heard already. And so I shall issue a challenge for you all to tell your favourite blonde joke, in the com-box... or leave a link in the com-box to the joke on your own blog if you prefer.
I'll start.
Two blondes walk into a bar...
...you'd think one of them would have seen it!
LOL! Good one. Here's mine:
ReplyDeleteOn day a redhead, a brunette, and a blond were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every 5th step he was going to tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter heaven either.
Then, it was the blond's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," the blond replied. "I Just got the first joke."
Two blondes came upon some tracks in the forest. "Look!" exclaimed the first one. "Deer tracks!"
ReplyDelete"Those aren't deer tracks; they're bear tracks!" protested the second one.
While they were arguing, the train ran them over.
A blonde called her friend and excitedly told her she had just finished a jigsaw puzzle. "And it only took me two weeks", she said. Her friend congratulated her. The blonde said, "Right on the box it said 1 - 2 years!"
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