A friend sent me this by email, and it made me chuckle... (in between coughing-fits) so I thought I'd share...
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
I love this one, knowing how precious men are with regards their cars.
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