A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight down to the mailbox.She opened it then slammed it shut and marched back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and opened it, looked inside, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, she stormed back into the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
"There certainly is!" she replied, "My stupid computer keeps saying I've got mail!"
great, stupid computers anyway
ReplyDeleteHey, if HE'd been quicker off the mark he'd have said "But, my dear, you HAVE!"
ReplyDeleteKaren
[and hope she was orthographically "challenged."
SOme of the best blonde jokes that I have gotten have come from blondes.
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ReplyDeleteK.
Haha, that's a good one
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