A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Heathrow to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, very persistent, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
LOL!
ReplyDeleteOK now it's my turn.
ReplyDeleteA blonde woman gets on a plane for New York, and goes and sits in the first class section. When the stewardess comes and checks her ticket, it states she has a ticket for economy class. When the stewardess points this out, the passenger says: "I'm young, blonde, and beautiful, and I'm flying first class to New York."
The stewardess asks the pilot for advice, and the pilot says: "I used to have a blonde girlfriend - I know how to handle situations like this."
He goes up to the blonde, then crouches down beside her seat, and whispers something into her ear.
The blonde stands up, smiles broadly, and gives the pilot a big hug, saying "Thank you so much!" and then goes and sits in the economy section of the plane.
Stewardess asks pilot: "What did you say to her?" and he replies:
"I just told her that the first class section of the plane isn't going to New York."
Ha! Not such a dumb blonde after all!
ReplyDeleteI love it. As a blonde I am told a lot of dumb blonde jokes but hadn't heard this one before. :-)
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