Just Doing My Best has a selection of classic one-liners guaranteed to make you smile...One of my favourites: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
It reminds me of another joke... The new recruits were being instructed in how to make a parachute jump. The seargent takes them through which cord to pull and when. Then, one recruit pipes up: "Please, Sarge, what happens if the chute doesn't open?"
"That, my son, is what is known as jumping to a conclusion."
Heheheh !
Oh dear *sigh*!!!! Although I did giggle!!!
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